An alley led through to the cheaper restaurants, a few hostess bars and the capsule hotel I was looking for.
I took my shoes off at the door and put them in a locker. There was a sign with a tattooed man crossed out. It technically meant what it said: that you were not allowed in if you had tattoos, but what it really meant was that you were not allowed in if you were a gangster. The yakuza famously have full-body tattoos.
I filled out a form at the desk and paid, and they handed me a pair of pyjamas, a towel and a plastic wristband with a locker key folded inside. It looked like something the courts would impose on you for a minor criminal offence.
Capsule hotels are aimed at salarymen who have got too drunk at corporate events to find their way home, or would not be let in by their wives if they did. But they are used, much like hostels, by anyone who wants a cheap place to sleep in the city. The other guests were all Japanese, and sober; but it was still a bit early.
There was a vending machine in the lobby with everything a guest might need in the morning: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving kit, clean underwear and headache tablets. The inside of the lift was papered with flyers for food – to soak up the drink – coffee – to sober you up – laundry – in case you had made a mess down the front of your suit – and massages – in case you could not make it to the hostess bars round the corner.
On the upper floors, there were beer vending machines and rows of desks with power sockets and partitions, so that sozzled salarymen could set up their laptops and bash out emails they might suddenly remember in the morning, with a stab of panic, as they open their eyes experimentally and start to work out where, why and how.
I changed into the pyjamas, which were made of brown corduroy and reminded me of the jacket my middle school art teacher wore, and shut my clothes and daybag up in the locker. The backpack had to stay out in the corridor.
There were sinks and toilets on that floor and a communal bath in the basement. It was the usual Japanese set up, with sit-down showers around the wall where you scrubbed yourself up before soaking in the hot tub. There were sauna rooms, too, and because it was all-male they had televisions inside screening football, instead of that soothing music which is supposed to evoke temples and beaches.
The capsules were arranged like train station lockers, stacked two-high in parallel rows with a walkway of perhaps two metres wide between them. Some of the guests had left their screens open and, with the rows of feet, it was hard not to think of a morgue. There were rubberised steps and a chrome grab handle to get to the upper capsules. It was like climbing onto the back of a truck. I would not like to try it if I were in no state to get myself home.
The capsule was much nicer than I had imagined, though. It was more cosy than claustrophobic. There was enough room to sit up and read, and a decent light to read by; and there was a television, in case I wanted to watch people being loud and hysterical in a language I did not understand. It was quiet enough with the screen pulled at the end and the sliding door shut on the communal area; but I wore earplugs anyway. Some of the drunker guests who arrived in the early hours made enough noise to wake me up as they tumbled in, but I slept at least as well as I ever do in hostels.
© Richard Senior 2015
8 thoughts on “Keeping it Capsule”
I always wondered what a capsule hotel was actually like! Do they have a section for women?
A lot of them are men only but some have a separate floor (and communal bath) for women, and I think a few – which have deliberately moved away from the traditional pissed-up businessman market – are genuinely mixed and I imagine are a lot like hostels
“…as they open their eyes experimentally and start to work out where, why and how.”
Oh, don’t I know that feeling very well! Thanks for the read, it was most interesting!
Thanks very much, And me too, including the bit about regretted emails.
Wow it’s reminiscent of the accommodation in that TV Sci Fi show Lexx (from the 90s) at the beginning. I love that they provide pyjamas etc so you don’t need to take much luggage with you.
Oh i never saw that. They ought to have these places in London, although i suppose there would be too many fights and thefts
It reminded me a little bit of a “coffin compartment” on a yacht we were recently staying over – I could hardly believe that there was a bed, in this tiny little space, but yes, there was one and you could sleep there! You would need to use all your crawling skills though to get there. Of course, your capsule is massive, compering with the bed on a yacht, and looks quite cosy. I would not complaint, apart from the noise you described that is 🙂
I’ve slept on a few boats. The pokiest was a Japanese pearl-lugger from the fifties which i sailed on in Australia. I’ve always managed to sleep on them though, perhaps because of the rolling (and/or the beer)